Someone needs to take me shopping
I am the worst shopper ever…
It's the 1st of September tomorrow...
This is the world we live in. Conditions change and we mutate.– Chuck Palahniuk
You have wakened not out of sleep, but into a prior dream, and that dream lies...– Jorge Luis Borges (via 15natives)
How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
babyminaj: my dog reacting to anonymous hate
Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make...– Lemony Snicket (via atomos)
People have no idea what they're getting...
Going out with Oliver Wood because you know he's a...